what is this
a photo reply thing for ants?
lolz.
Pulling an all-nighter in my hostel room in Tokyo, so I can sleep like a baby on the plane back home. Excuse my nutty hair, I haven’t brushed it in days, making me the hobo-iest looking teenager in all of metropolitan Tokyo.
As you can see, I’m doing my best Japanese tourist pose: Self taught, but refined and almost perfected, simply by watching the locals. Oh yeahhhhhhh.
When I saw this giant advertisement of Arashi in Harajuku I almost died. I actually would have died if it had been KAT-TUN and I had a heart attack every time I saw pictures of Kame though, my friend kept laughing at me.
And he just told me to stop telling everyone my depressing life story. SHUT UP OKAY, FANGIRLING IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF MANY FANGIRLS’ LIVES. Obviously. IT’S HARD TO STOP!
He’s laughing at me and telling me to have a shower. BUT I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!
“Why are you still typing?”
“DFGKHDLKGHLKHDFGLKHKDGHLKD I CAN’T STOP!!! LOL LOL LOL”
“STOP FUCKING TYPING”
We both can’t stop laughing at me now.
“WHAT’S WITH THE FRANTIC TYPING?”
“DFGKHLDAKJHGLKSFDGHFDGH LOL LOL LOL”
“IS IT SO IMPORTANT TO EXPRESS YOURSELF THIS WAY SO THAT EVEN YOUR PERSONAL HYGIENE IS INSIGNIFICANT??”
“DFGJSGHLSFH LOL LOL LOL”
“God…….”
“Okay, I’m finished now.”
More frantic typing.
“You meant you’re just finished with tumblr and you’re onto facebook now?”
“Yeah. ADSDFHADDSSDGJLSHGFDSFDH LOL LOL LOL.”
Japan will steal all your money. I swear it, don’t come here if you are a stingy Chinese bastard like me, because you will weep once you open your wallet and find that all your yen has been drained. But not really, because then you will look down at your purchases and think, “Holy fuck, that pair of shoes was ONLY 1500 YEN! HELL YEAH, WHAT A BARGAIN!” Until you look down at all your bags again and see the other five pairs*** of similar looking shoes. And then also think, “Did I really need to buy those two bags? And those pairs of earrings? And that skirt? AND WHY DID I BUY THAT BLUE SCARF? I THOUGHT I ALREADY OWNED A BLUE SCARF?”
But basically, Japan is AWESOME.
*** I haven’t actually bought five pairs of shoes. Yet. I’m working my way up to it. I’m still stingy, no matter what I buy.
