We obviously discuss the *important*...
Mum: Could you possibly wait till I come back to buy your formal dress?
Me: No.
Mum: Well what are you going to buy? What will you do to you hair?
Me: I don't know...
Dad: You could be something what like other girls are not.
Me: That's the plan, dad.
Dad: I'm telling you, wear something other girls aren't wearing.
Me: Dad, I don't know what the other girls are wearing.
Mum: BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT YOUR HAIR???
Dad: You know how you could *really* be different? Wear a hat.
Me: I'm not wearing a hat, dad.
Dad: Yeah, buy one of those hats like they wear to Melbourne Cup. Then people will think "Ooooh, so different!" and then you'll get rich.
Me: WHAT?
Oct 17th