Apple Munch

I think I’m the kind of person that pisses my classmates off. I don’t really know how they could have voted me to be a representative of year 11 in the student council when I’m really very annoying.

I eat in class. Really loudly I think. This morning, while my English extension teacher was rambling on about Medea, the super crazy, infanticide committing, psycho bitch from hell, I was eating an apple really loudly and distracting people. I can’t help it if apples aren’t satisfying if you don’t get a good crunch when you bite into them! I eat crackers in French and I’m sure my French teacher shoots daggers at me with her eyes while I get crumbs all over the table and floor.

I talk really loudly, and often about things people don’t care about. Sometimes I will say the stupidest things in class and I will get dumbfounded stares from everyone. Sometimes I fangirl really loudly in class. That is, instead of reading Jane Austen’s Emma, I read Potato magazine instead and freak out when I see a really nice photo shoot. I might exclaim “OH MY GOSHHHH. SO CUTEEEEEE” and disturb everyone.

I sniffle a lot. I really, really can’t do anything about this in the middle of winter when I have a runny nose apart from blow my nose every two minutes, but that just makes my nose hurt. My friends find it the most annoying sound and often tell me to shut up even though I can’t!

I’m deaf. Or at least, I’m always asking “Sorry, what was that?” and making people repeat things so often that they get angry. Sometimes I eavesdrop and think I hear the most ridiculous things. I’ll ask “Did you just say, you like to eat your furry dog head?” when they really said “It’s a pity that they’ve gone so far ahead” or something boring like that.

I ask for help. A lot. I’m always stealing people’s notes and asking them how they got the answer. They have to put up with me freaking out in frustration over some stupid calculus differentiation quotient rule crap or a grammar point in French that is hard to wrap my head around.

I suppose, what I’m trying to say is, I’m very annoying, and I’m sure I can be just as annoying online as I am at school. So thank you for being patient with and putting up with me. It makes me happy at the end of the day to know that my awfully annoying habits haven’t driven you away!

Posted 2 months, 2 weeks ago → Categories: daily life, family and friends

  1. # Amanda, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    ^ Nice trackbacks there!

    I can’t believe you guys are allowed to eat in class…we were never allowed to when I was in high school!

  2. # Holly, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    ^ I know! Neither were we! :O

  3. # Kycoo, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    Sometimes I eavesdrop and think I hear the most ridiculous things. I’ll ask “Did you just say, you like to eat your furry dog head?” when they really said “It’s a pity that they’ve gone so far ahead” or something boring like that.

    LOL! I’m sometimes deaf, too, except my brain tends to figure out what someone said the second after I go “What?” So I end up saying “What? Oh.” a lot. Makes me sound SUPER intelligent.

    I’m allowed to eat in some of my classes, but I don’t like to, unless I wasn’t able to eat lunch or something. I guess it comes from years of being told not to eat in class.

    Anyway, your annoying habits aren’t too bad. ;) And I totally understand the freaking out in frustration over some stupid calculus differentiation quotient rule crap. :)

  4. # Boris, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    You shouldn’t be eating or reading magazines in class in the first place.

  5. # Alex, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    I heart you LOL

  6. # Mari, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    …*flails at your site’s tagline for like 10 minutes* How did I possibly ignore this site for so long?!! *adds to RSS collection*

    An actual comment:
    Oh. My. God. If I were in your class, I’d be cringing and curling into myself until I turned into a singularity. For seriously. People eating apples is practically torture to me. *cringes at the recollection of the idea of the sound*

    I talk and make tons of noise when surf for scans of magazines too. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten “UGH!! JUST SHUT UP!” after an incoherent strangled squeal followed by excited babbling and stupidity on my part.

    I think when people aren’t loud and don’t express themselves, it’s weird. Then again, I’m just loud too, so…I may be biased to think that loud and so-called “annoying” people are truer to themselves than people who would be polite about making noise.

  7. # Tracey, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    Is it that weird? I eat all the time, except in the chem lab because I don’t want to die from some kind of contamination poisoning!

  8. # Tracey, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    Sucky for you then! I’m always hungry, so I always eat!

  9. # Tracey, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    Everyone looks at me with such a “WTF?” face when I say something really dumb like that!

    OH MY GOD *kills calculus* THE FUNCTION IN A FUNCTION RULE IS PAINFUL. DX

  10. # Tracey, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    Better to read magazines than Emma. Emma = boring.

  11. # Tracey, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    I less than three you :D

  12. # Tracey, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    I’m sorry, I’ll never eat an apple around you! It’s a good thing you don’t live in my country, ne? :P

    Ahhhh but most magazine scans are SO PRETTY that it’s impossible not to squeal. I mean ASDFGHJKL almost every Arashi and NewS shoot is SHINY. I can’t say the same for KAT-TUN though urgh ;____;

    Of course, I’d rather be loud than hold it all in - I might be truer to myself that way, but it’s also more fun as well!

  13. # Boris, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    Chrasy = irresponsible and inconsiderate.

  14. # Tracey, 2 months, 2 weeks ago.

    Shion likes looking at the magazines with me too.

  15. # Alex, 2 months, 1 week ago.

    Probably none of my business, but I’m pretty sure that I’m worse than all of you put together in class. So HA! BEAT THAT!!!

  16. # Boris, 2 months, 1 week ago.

    That doesn’t make you an less bad. Especially when Shion is innately annoying :P

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