September 2007
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Flush the freaking toilet! - September 23rd, 2007
I cannot tell you how many times I’ve walked into a public toilet and recoiled in horror at the floating brown objects. Or bits of toilet paper soaked in weird smelling yellow liquid. Pretty gross sounding, isn’t it? Luckily, I’m not the type to throw up and faint at the sight of a bit of [...]
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Give me back my books! - September 19th, 2007
I know I have such awesome literary taste. I know it so much that I want to spread it around and convert people to trashy romance novels and chick lit.
Alright, I don’t really. I just lend books to my friends if I think they’ll like them. But I think I’ll have to stop. My friends [...] -
“You killed my cake!” - September 1st, 2007
Since tomorrow is Father’s day in Australia, I naturally leave any thoughts of some kind of present for my dad till the last minute. This morning before work, mum reminded me to get him a present. “Get him some socks!” she said (I didn’t tell her that I think socks are an awful present to [...]