Blender, Brother and I

Posted 1 year, 7 months ago → Categories: family and friends

Question: What do you get when you mix a brother, ice cream, milk, Ice Magic, Tim Tams, Nesquik and instant coffee?

Answer: A really yummy tasting mess.

And a broken blender that leaks the mess all over the kitchen counter. Imagine a litre of slimy brown chunky liquid (ok, that sounds disgusting, but it was really nice!) oozing out all over your bench and your dad due home at any minute. Yeah.

Stupid blender.

  1. # Boris, 1 year, 7 months ago.

    Please tell me you diced and crumbed the Tim Tams, gradually added the ice cream and added plenty of milk? Cos not doing that kinda, y’know, n00bulates blenders and stfu. Didja know that? I’m certain you must have. Definitely. Yep. You totally didn’t just throw everything in (including Michael) and hit the blenderoo button. Nope. You were A-Star chef like. Yyyup.

    The Nesquik site reminds me of Winnie the Sh*t. And that reminds me of feeling depressed. Which reminds me of wanting to burn the 100 Acre Wood down. Which reminds me of feeling euphoric. Mmm-mmmmm…

  2. # Amber, 1 year, 7 months ago.

    Nesquik chocolate milk is THE BEST! I practically live on the stuff.

  3. # Amanda, 1 year, 7 months ago.

    Sounds hot actually. :)

  4. # Tracey, 1 year, 7 months ago.

    Nah we just chucked everything in there :D

  5. # Josh, 1 year, 7 months ago.

    This looks like a job for the Cat in the Hat.

  6. # Boris, 1 year, 7 months ago.

    You noob, you no Iron Chef!!1 :D

  7. # Summer, 1 year, 7 months ago.

    That sounds like it would make a lovely coffee cocktail with Kahlua.
    ARGH I MISS MY BLENDER!

  8. # Kat, 1 year, 7 months ago.

    Sounds like fun! I don’t like chocolate so I wouldn’t eat it, but I’d love to do that with my cousins and watch them lick of the kitchen counter :P They’re terrified of their parents, haha!

  9. # Malin, 1 year, 7 months ago.

    That doesn’t sound so good to me :P Ew :P

  10. # Jordie, 1 year, 7 months ago.

    Sounds like something I would do… and then kick myself later for.

  11. # Alex, 1 year, 6 months ago.

    I hope you licked it off each other holy crap I’m going to be punished for saying that

  12. # Tracey, 1 year, 6 months ago.

    ALEX EWWWWWWWW.

  13. # Boris, 1 year, 6 months ago.

    Laaawl, they had a lickouous threesome with t3h blender:P

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