Hypocrite
“I will never ever lower myself to working at McDonalds.” Oh yes, that’s what I used to say. Now I’ve become a BIG, FAT HYPOCRITE.
You are now reading the blog of my local McDonald’s newest bitch. I will present soft serves (in reality, pig fat) to you, Quarter Pounders and should a certain some of you wish… “A Cheeseburger and a small Coke.”
Although, according to my brother (whose best friend’s sisters also work at Maccas) I get “half price everything for an hour after I work.”
He’s just sucking up so I’ll buy him food.
EDIT: Do you think I could get dooced for this? :P (Even though I haven’t officially worked there yet…)
# Suse, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Is it worth sucking up to you so that you’ll buy me food as well? :D
# Amanda, 2 years, 2 months ago.
I told you that my recording would help you get the job.
# Alex, 2 years, 2 months ago.
OMGOMGOMGOMGYOUGOTTHEJOB!!!! Well done. Although I am also quite disappointed. I mean… Meh. At least you’ve actually GOT a job. Well done. I think. Actually, I have mixed emotions about this… Hmmmm. Let me sleep on it.
# Amanda, 2 years, 2 months ago.
ROFL. Dooce, dooce, dooce, dooce, dooce, dooce! (And since I’ve come to the conclusion that to make money from blogging, you need to be dooced, this is probably a very very good thing. Get dooced chid, get dooced!)
# Shawna, 2 years, 2 months ago.
If you do get dooced, sue. Surely if the people who get fat from eating McDonalds are allowed to sue McDonalds for making them fat, you can sue them for violating your first amendment rights.
# Noemi, 2 years, 2 months ago.
I agree with Shawna :) When do you start?
# Rhiannon, 2 years, 2 months ago.
McDonalds bitch!!!
When I go back to Sydney next month I shall scour every suburban McDonalds I can find and wander around calling your name.
I shall find thee in due time.
MCDONNNNNALLLDS!
I don’t agree with the Australian McDonalds menu though. You guys don’t have Baby Mac, Chicken McCheese or Chicken Royale, which happen to be my three favourite burgers!
Hey, maybe one day I might even review your site :P
It’s getting there…
# Amanda, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Hey Rhi, I TOLD you Tracey doesn’t live in Sydney. It’s a dirty dirty lie! She’s in the sticks!
# Tracey, 2 years, 2 months ago.
I don’t want to get dooced (nor do I want money from blogging, because that would suck so much, IMO… Wow, article inspiration…)
I start after I fill in this form that apparently takes two hours to fill in. Thanks for that, Maccas.
I don’t know if we have the first amendment rights in Australia :P And stop talking about my sticky location! As if I’m going to tell anyone where I really live!
# melissa joan hart, 2 years, 2 months ago.
hey gaycey…dont diss maccas man, its not pig fat…this will be proven to you when you get the chance to enter a competition to go on tv disproving such ridiculous allegations. maccas pride dude. peace.
# Tracey, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Wow, such an original play on my name. I’ve never been called that before, well done!
Pig fat or not, I still eat it. I don’t even think about it. I love eating McDonalds as much as you seem to, but I’m not sure how I’ll handle working there.
# Jem, 2 years, 2 months ago.
^ When did you gain your own commenting fucktard?
I’ve always said I’d never work at McDs (despite eating there regularly).. but if push came to shove and it was a matter of working there or being homeless, with no cash, I’d work there.
# Jenny, 2 years, 2 months ago.
A friend of mine worked in McDonalds for a period of time, and despite all the “lolz!!!” that he got - he got some pretty neat discounts. ;)
# melissa joan hart, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Gaycey, thankyou for congratulating my clever play on the word Tracey. Please inform Jem that I am not a commenting fucktard but am actually one of your dearest friends despite the fact I told you to piss off in music today (sorry.)
Also, my maccas pride is not derived directly from the fact that i enjoy eating there, I enjoy working there.
cya on the flipside and 3-2-1 on the hotcakes harry…
# Laarni, 2 years, 2 months ago.
haha. all i wish your co-workers are all nice. :P
# Tracey, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Chelsea, working at chez macdo must give you some serious attitude. I should’ve told you to piss off while I was playing. Sheeeesh.
# Jordie, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Rawr! I smell a catfight. SSSSSSSS!
# Tracey, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Don’t get your hopes up, Jordie! :P I know how much of a sucker you are for a good debate or two!
# Laura, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Well done on getting the job! I hope it’s not too bad…
Oh, and I think all you have to do is clear your cookies to see the themes properly on my site. That’s what worked for me anyway. Hope it works for you! Obviously you cannot be deprived of seeing my wonderfully crafted works of art. *rolls eyes*
# Chans, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Ooh McDs, I hardly ever go there, but when I do I usually have a McCrocket, which is probably something you guys don’t have over there (I heard it’s a national thing here).
I would say I couldn’t even remember when I had McDonald’s food last, but that would be a lie since I ordered some last night as I had to work late (one of my colleagues was kind enough to pick up the food for everyone, yay!). But the last time before last night (still making sense here?) I can’t remember…
# Amber, 2 years, 2 months ago.
I hate McDonalds, and I feel I am in a minority there. Although since they started using real meat for the nuggets I think things are on the up! I love their milkshakes though; they are just sublime. Unfortunately in England it seems the norm is for them to say “Sorry we don’t have any milkshakes at the moment”.
I wouldn’t be bothered about working in McDonalds - the pay isn’t bad at all and you get good discounts too!
# Shawna, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Haha, I completely forgot you’re in Australia! Well, I’m sure you’ve got something. You could at least egg the building.
# Gumby, 2 years, 2 months ago.
McDonalds workers are evil. Bad Tracey. Or “Gaycey”… If I was trying to insult Tracey I think it would be better use her the middle or end of her name. They are far easier to insult. Lets go do something to the peanuts, you mole.
# melissa joan hart, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Jawjaw, excellent point you make. Tracey…but you didnt tell me to piss off…you are not that quick witted. lol…mrow.
# Tracey, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Nah, I’m stupid, right? Oh god, will you use your real name? I’m sick of thinking Sabrina: The teenage witch :P
# Amanda, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Are we evil?
# Jennii, 2 years, 2 months ago.
EMPHASIZE THE WORD “FAT” IN THE “BIG, FAT HYPOCRITE.”, not cause you’re fat .. but the free shit they give you? Hell you’ll gain SOME POUNDS. :(
# Tracey, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Amanda, nous sommes les filles villaines! Wahahaha.
# Bryce, 2 years, 2 months ago.
Can I have fries with that? lol, hope to see you working!