August 2006
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Hypocrite - August 28th, 2006
“I will never ever lower myself to working at McDonalds.” Oh yes, that’s what I used to say. Now I’ve become a BIG, FAT HYPOCRITE.
You are now reading the blog of my local McDonald’s newest bitch. I will present soft serves (in reality, pig fat) to you, Quarter Pounders and should a certain some of [...] -
(I don’t) remember - August 26th, 2006
I don’t feel eloquent today. Today is not a day in which I think of big words as replacements for my feeling. Today is not a day where I talk like I have a dictionary and a thesaurus open in front of me. Today is a day in which I struggle to remember things about [...]
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Forty Hours in Technological Limbo - August 20th, 2006
Friday
Hour 1 (20:00 - 21:00) Having received a rather abusive text from Amanda, I gaped in disgust, turned my phone off and started reading a trashy romance novel (number one)
Hour 2 (21:00 - 22:00) Trashy romance novel number two began and a bath. Why was there SO MUCH TIME without my computer?
Hour 3 (22:00 - [...] -
I am a midget who sucks at mazes and smells like smoke - August 13th, 2006
Yesterday morning I discovered that my little squirt of a brother is NO LONGER A SQUIRT. Noooooo! Now he’s about five centimetres (two inches?) taller than me!
And he was shorter than me only a few months ago!
Also, I cannot, for the life of me, win at any of the CSS Play Puzzles. I always fall [...] -
New theme! - August 6th, 2006
A new theme is up and it’s called Weathergirl! If you were previously using Patterns, you’ll now be using the default Weathergirl as it no longer exists! Of course, you’re free to switch themes if you wish… If you see anything looking… Ugly… with the new theme, please tell me!